Coverup Foiled!

Benjamin Weiser pens that a U.S. District Court judge on The Rock has overturned a New York state law that banned the wearing of masks at public gatherings. This blog has learned that children across the state expressed relief at the ruling. "Geez, I thought the cops were going to do a Louima on me when they busted me for wearing my Spiderman mask last Halloween," said little Jimmy (last name withheld), 9, of W. East St., B'lyn."