Got Milk

Well, Ed. has just been chortling all morning and snorting milk out his nose over this Jesus as Pitchman thing outta Detroit (infra). The guy's gone totally daft, singing to himself all day. To wit:


What if Christ drove a Subaru,
To get to work, just like me and you.
Shiny paint, all clean and new,
and bumpers made of chrome,
to drive the J Dude back to home,
chatting on his new cell phone.

... to his pitchman back in Rome.