Bolivia Hit By Glut Of Cow's Hooves, Snouts -- World Markets Recoil

Now that McDonalds has abandoned Bolivia, under the burger chain's global restructuring plan, what is going to happen to the Bolivian market for otherwise inedible cow parts? World options traders say the news has rocked exchanges, with March delivery cow entrails falling to an all-time low. Ed.'s Sur American sources tell him that the pullout and resulting glut were engineered to prop up the McDonald's $1 Big Tasty promotion, since the sandwich can't be made for anywhere near a buck using real meat.