NEWS FLASH ... Ed. Note Endorses PETA

The Chicago-Sun-Times, Friday, reports that PETA is again mired in controversy. Personally, Ed. does not understand all the fuss being raised over PETA. Ed. likes PETA. In fact, he thinks PETA is the greatest thing since sliced white bread!

Imagine, Ed. says, what the world would be like without PETA.

No gyro sandwiches! No little grilled wedges of tasty white unleavened bread to eat on the side with your salad!

No jobs for all the factory workers who slave away all day and all night making those little round PETA bread thingies that go great with any meal!

Ed. is saddened by the thought that all this commotion may someday mean the end of PETA, and he wonders "what a town without PETA caaaaan dooo."