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A new Playboy poll reveals that the favorite place for women to have office sex is on a desk, according to a Monday Reuters article. Men prefer couches or chairs, apparently. Overall, the pollsters discovered that half of the women respondents had sex with an office intern at work, and that two-thirds of the females had slept with a co-worker. This includes the 46 percent of women who had slept with their boss.

Reacting to this news, Ed. has begun throwing out his office furniture, replacing all sofas and chairs with desks. Ed. has also demoted himself to an intern.