Santa Stopped By U.S. Border Patrol

John Fulton, of Fort Erie, Ontario, dons a Santa suit every Christmas season to wind surf across the Niagara River. This year strong winds blew him into the U.S., according to an AP story.

Santa Fulton is lucky that all he got was arrested by the U.S. Border patrol, who merely sent him back to Canada.

In these Strangelovian times of Homeland Security, he could have gotten an anti-ballistic missle up his chimney. These are rough times for odd-looking bearded men attempting to drop into the United States from the skies.

Ed. wishes Santa the best of luck, and advises him to give NORAD a little more warning on his upcoming midnight run.