Is That A Spaceship In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To Meet The New Inmate?

A suburban Chicago man who claimed that an "alien enzyme" in his body caused him to murder a stranger, told the judge in the case to "bite me" when asked to remain quiet in court.

David Teran, 39, who is white, admits he killed Roderick Floyd, 41, an African-American truck driver. But Teran told his ex-wife that he had a compelling reason: killing someone would release the alien enzyme so he could board a spaceship and take his three children off Earth before the planet was destroyed.

Apparently only racist aliens speak to Teran, which must be the reason he used such vile language to describe his victim.

Anyway, from this point on the aliens and their ship won't have any trouble locating Teran. He was sentenced to 45 years in a prison cell for slaying Floyd.